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    Reasons why I never visit my rich friend.

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    Reasons why I never visit my rich friend.

    Post  zhrbtn on Wed Feb 25, 2009 6:43 am

    Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me and.....
    Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino, Frapuccino,or Coffee?"
    Answer: " Tea please"
    Question : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey tea, Iced tea or green tea ?"
    Answer : " Ceylon tea"
    Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?
    Answer: "white"
    Question: "Milk, or fresh cream?
    Answer: "With milk "
    Question: "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"
    Answer: "With cow's milk please.
    Question: " Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
    Answer: " Um, I'll just take it black. "
    Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
    Answer: "With sugar"
    Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
    Answer: "Cane sugar "
    Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar?"
    Answer: "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead.
    Question: "Mineral water, tap water or distilled water? "
    Answer: "Mineral water"
    Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
    Answer: "I think I'll just die of thirst!"

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